Hello There
Len || they/them || i do other stuff too
This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait
Ten-in-bed
A bucket of snoots
a group of larval Gentle Aliens experience the joy and happiness of The Pile
a goblet of horses
broke: it’s so unrealistic that nearly all the aliens in the Marvel universe look like humans
woke: Asgardians have been fucking their way through the universe for the last several billion years and we all look like them
so apparently sleeping doesn’t make your problems go away. I woke up and everything still sucked. shocked and upset
calling your friends like
honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump
anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason
there was also the chocolate factory commerical
My whole body just experienced deja vu
